Caught at Bangkok airport: the world's dumbest Canuckistan dope smuggler
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• The U.S. will charge a 20 percent tariff on all imports from Vietnam.
• Vietnam (for now) will not place tariffs on any imports from America.
ASEAN including Thailand are green with envy, but wondering if that's a good deal for them, too.
Matichon newspaper (in Thai)
The heroin smuggling plot so foolproof only a fool could foul it up
Johnny Canuck -- we'll learn his name and hometown soon -- came into a 3.2 kilo stash of smack.
It'd be worth a million loonies or more on any street of Halifax.
He thoght it over in his tiny Bangkok crib and said "Eureka! Oh, I've got this."
He sat on his floor and made tiny piles of aitch, wrapping each in black carbon paper, then binding each with black tape.
They'll never find it now; bought two large fake Gucci bags, stuffed the little bundles inside.
Bought a one-way ticket to Taiwan, grabbed a taxi to the airport where all his dreams died.
SUVARNABHUMI AIRPORT
Even the check-in chicks at China Airlines knew what he had done,
They giggled, phoned Narcotics Suppression, toldthem, "Hey, we got you one."
They delayed Johnny by telling him his bag was overweight and too big to take on board,
And then the cops descended on the fool of The Great White North, Strong and Free,
Took him off on two charges that could get him the Death Penalty*.
Don't want to rub it in too hard on Johnny Canuck, that's cruel.
But all of the above took place in Bangkok on Canada Day, fool.
Detailed Report In English
Summary in English with pics at Khao Sod (Fresh News)
* Executions are rarer than good steaks in Thailand. Most likely he'll get 30 years, then shipped off to Canuckstan after serving 8. In fact, there is a Thai-Canuck treaty stating this.
Narcotics Suppression is busy. They caught a Latvian two weeks ago with the same-sized packet as Johnny and are wondering if it's a gang.
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Fireworks are dangerous! And the best ones come from China, who wants that?
specially in a nation where July 4 means broiled vegan burgers and yam fries?
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An 82-year-old lady injured by Boulder Man has died of her multiple wounds.
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You have taken yourself too seriously.