Syria is in turmoil, and while it is interesting geopolitically, obviously Fishwrap takes precedence.

Good Day allya we hope everyone had a pleasant weekend. So Anyhows
This is the earliest edition, the Bulldog of Fishwrap for 10 December, the Choose-Day.

The U.S. Democratic Party forced by DEI to serve up a woman because of her light beige skin: hoisted by their own retard

On this day, Bangkok, 1932
There is no way we will try to overthrow our king.
--Pridi Banomyong, liar and honcho of The Young Turks who a few hours later
deposed King Prajadhipok, ended absolute monarchy and changed Siamese history.
Below: Pridi, Pibulsonggram, the ex-king

HOLIDAYS THAILAND

December 5 (Last Thursday) (Observed) Father's Day
(Observed) Birth of King Bhumibol,
1927, Cambridge, Massachusetts
December 10 (Observed) Constitution Day (1932)
December 25 (Not Observed) Christmas
December 26 (Not Observed) Boxing Day
20th anniversary of the
2004 tsunami, worst in recorded history
275,000 victims in Thailand and elsewhere
December 31 (Observed) New Year's Eve 2025 /2568
January 1 (Observed) New Year's Day 2025 / 2568
You Say: Sawat Dee Pee Mai (Happy New Year)
January 3 (Not Observed) Full Moon Night.
January 11 (Not Observed) Children's Day, a bit like Christmas for the Rug Rats.

Who says pinko-adjacent Americans don't have a sense of humour?
Bush Jon Capehart of Ms NBC and Washington Post on why Biden had a hecka legit reason to pardon his crackhead son Hunter:
It was justified because Kamala lost the election.
More (mostly not funny) at https://t.ly/Dw-mp

THAILAND TOURISM PHUKET
Former Myanmar citizen, now American Thura Kyaw, 33, slipped as he followed his Thai girlfriend to a restaurant in Thalang district, and grabbed a streetlight pole to steady himself,
which zapped and killed him with a 220V live wire.
A dozen Thais rushed to help. At great personal risk and some shocks, they freed him from the pole but the New Yorker was dead on the spot. For example, eyewitness Phiew:

I saw that the man had fallen, but his leg was still touching the pole. I tried to touch him but I was zapped myself.

PHOTO: The death scene; victim's Thai fiancee in grey dress.

TAIWAN DEATHS
Suicide by high-speed train
KAOHSIUNG: A woman walked into the path of an incoming High Speed Rail train, and died instantly.
PHOTO is the train involved, at the exact site of the incident in the deep south of Taiwan.

Taiwan High Speed Rail is working with railway police to investigate. There was no disruption to railway service.
The company posted this notice:

If you or someone you know is experiencing thoughts of suicide, please seek help immediately. You can call the Taiwan Suicide Prevention Center at 1925, or the Taiwan Lifeline International at 1995 (English and Mandarin service available).
The Community Services Center hotline is available for foreign residents at 02-2836-8134

ALSO IN TAIWAN
The world's most prolific author of Chinese romance novels, Chiung Yao, 86, suddenly ended her life at her apartment in New Taipei City.
Chiung Yao, real name Chen Che of spicy-food Sichuan province was the daughter of a university professor, with a lifetime of love for books. She published her first novel at the age of 9.
Yao left a note instructing her secretary to publish her just-completed final novel When Snowflakes Fall on Facebook.

GLOBAL WARMING EXPERTS SCIENTISTS

All fully trained fortune tellers are white Europeans.

WAR USA CORRUPTION
The Joseph Biden family donated another 1,000 million U.S. dollars to... whoever answered at the Ukraine.
You are not permitted to know the kickback award to The Big Guy.

Syria falls; Joe Says It's All About Him
The Assad dictators, family and hangers-on are on the run, many of them probably in Qatar.
Joe rose on his hind feet, took the podium in the White House and said

Because Russia, Hezbollah, and Iran, all three of them are far weaker today than they were when I took office, let's remember why.

Fair enough, in the typical way of dishonest and delusional Biden. We do all remember why -- such as Biden never said a word against Syrian dictators but thrashed, then trashed Israel.

True Story.

Also true
There is a specific law in Bangkok that Timmy's cannot serve full courses of T-bone and call it chicken.
Also, Timmy's Bangkok must serve actual coffee, not Nescafe.
The laws are for the benefit of the largest number of citizens.