Thai government's Land Bridge Project turns All-Political
Hello World, It's Fishwrap here for Hump Day 24 January
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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar and the bartender says:
 "What is this... a joke?"
As Fishwrap reported yesterday
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In other news of agencies years behind the curve
 U.S. military ID cardholders can now renew online - https://t.ly/dN1cL
THAILAND TRANSPORTATION SOUTH
PM Srettha doubles down on his land-bridge dream
RANONG: Srettha said on Monday that his government is confident that its 1-trillion-baht Land Bridge megaproject will bring substantial benefits to the entire South -- not just one province.
Ranong, on the Andaman Sea coast next to Myanmar, is to be a terminus of the Land Bridge.
Srettha wrapped up his roadshow to foreign investors despite growing warnings from critics about the project's environmental impact.
https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2728484/
The Rak Phato Network, a conservationist group in the Phato district of Chumphon province spearheading opposition to the land bridge project, had raised concerns about the project's impact on sea biodiversity and local fisheries.
Chumphon province is 'the other end' of the Land Bridge idea.
MIDDLE EAST ISRAEL HAMAS TERRORIST
Hamas rejects a two-state solution, insisting that Israel must be purged of all jewish taint.
From MEMRI.
 Note that the Hamas representative explicitly says that now that the West has embraced the chant, "From the River to the Sea, Palestine must be free" (of all Jews), it's time for Hamas to step up and deliver.
Palestine is free from the River to the Sea--that's the slogan of the American students and the [students] in European capital cities.
[Sounds quite much like Vietnam, then?]
https://www.memri.org/tv/khaled-mashal-hamas-leader-abroad-reject-two-state-solution-october-seven-prove-liberation-river-sea-realistic
Highly informative VIDEO 4:44. Plays in any browser.
Blinken is toast.
Yes, the panic over Murder Hornets fizzled and failed.
Fear not. There's always a new one. Today it's the Cicadapocalypse, and it's going to end the world.
Worry! Worry like mad, because this year the 13-year and 17-year broods emerge at once. For the first time since 1803.
Details of the panic and excellent anecdotes at https://shorturl.at/ahtY0
Weather.com (you read that right) has details and VIDEO at https://t.ly/J76K_
They're not cute and they're not nice animals, not at all.
ASEAN RELIGION MOVIE MALAYSIA
Caution: Radio Free Asia commits excellent journalism. https://shorturl.at/isDQ5
Censorship and Persecution. Oh, and also Blasphemy.
The director and producer of the Malaysian movie Mentega Terbang face charges amounting to blasphemy -- under a worn-out law of the Emergency era.
Prosecutors claim that their film -- three years old -- intentionally hurt religious feelings of Malaysians. Then the judge issued a gag order barring them from talking about the charges.
Full story: https://shorturl.at/atAJL
Mentega Terbang depicts a 15-year-old girl, upset at her mother's impending death, and distraught at not knowing what will happen to Mom after she dies. The girl, Aisyah, begins a campaign to find out the answer to that question from every large religion.
The cast and film executives were harassed and even threatened with death.
Malaysians familiar with the film and the legal case -- and informed foreigners recall that Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim has encourage the prosecution in order to pander to growing numbers of politically conservative Muslims, and to some of the hard-line political parties who support the prosecution.
PHOTO: Horreur! The movie shows the 15-year-old heroine reading the Christian Bible.
USA POLITICS OBAMA TRUMP
Coming back now -- Obama. Not him. HER! Michelle Ma Belle!
Michelle Obama has begun calling big Democrat donors, telling them she'll be joining the 2024 race.
Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic Party presidency choice. Making the music is Barack, the orchestra leader.
 Michelle says she's "terrified" Trump will win. No casual burp. Was programmed.
 She's sent a survey to Democratic Party pooyai asking their feelings about her candidacy.
 https://nypost.com/2024/01/17/opinion/dont-be-shocked-if-michelle-obama-sneaks-her-way-into-2024-race/
TECHNOLOGY
Node.js users' download 2.1 billion deprecated packages every week. (SC Magazine)
If you're using Node.js, you've already made a really bad decision, so why not double down on that?
https://www.scmagazine.com/news/npm-registry-users-download-2-1b-deprecated-packages-weekly-researchers-say
Overclocking your SSD can bring big performance gains. (Tom's Hardware)
If you have a cheap no-name SSD that is underclocked to start with, and if you don't mind losing all your data.
https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/ssds/ssd-overclocking-yields-big-performance-gains
Intel's upcoming Arrow Lake desktop chips could be 5% faster than the current Raptor Lake models. (WCCFTech)
Intel is in the middle of launching four generations of CPUs in the same month, which is impossible for anyone to keep track of, but it doesn't matter since they all perform the same.
https://wccftech.com/intel-arrow-lake-s-desktop-cpu-platform-leaks-out-24-cpu-cores-ddr5-6400-800-motherboards/
For truckers driving EVs there is no turning back. (Yahoo News)
That's because the only truckers driving EVs are the ones on fixed short-to-mid-range routes where charging is readily available and the economics make sense.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/truckers-driving-evs-theres-no-220301823.html
Can an AI become its own CEO after creating a startup? No. (INC)
The co-founder of Google's DeepMind division thinks so, but he's an idiot.
https://www.inc-aus.com/kit-eaton/can-an-ai-become-its-own-ceo-after-creating-a-startup-google-deepmind-cofounder-thinks-so.html
TRAVEL AVIATION
Interesting Aviation Crash Story:
 A pretty girl, a plane, a battle with the autopilot, and a fatal crash.