Thai Panicans continue to Panic
Happy Green Day (the original, not the Greta one) to all readers.
Just to reassure possible visitors to Nong Bon and the region: It is not snowing!
Ramadan 27 Rangoon First prayer 0455 Break fast Maghrib 1815
Hello Thailand. I am Abbas Araghchi, foreign minister of Iran. Listen up! And know your place!
The Strait of Hormuz is open. Except it is closed to the tankers and ships belonging to our enemies.
“It is only closed to American, Israeli ships and tankers, and not to others.”
Abbas: Klaatu barada nikto!
ST. PATRICK’S DAY FUN FACT
There are now more Muslims just in England (4 million), than there are ethnically Irish in the whole of Ireland (3.9 million).
Betteridge’s Law of Headlines
Oscar 2026: Should We Even Care?
I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.
-- The late Lou Holtz, U.S. football coaching legend.
Violence over Iran alarms Thailand quite alarmingly. For example, where the heck will we get our oil products?
Well, every nation has hometown headlines on frontpages that TV “news”.
The new, so-called Thai ‘government’ tried price controls -- you can’t put more than 700 Thai baht (21 bucks) of petrol or NGV or diesel or in your car, truck or aeroplane. No, strike that, not planes or army tanks, sorry.
Anyways...
That failed within a day, predictably.
Thailand has a 90-day supply of fuel, cooking gas and other civilian fuels.
The only true problem was keeping the lights on -- virtually all Thai generators use LNG. Thai problem lasted two days until the government-owned PTT energy giant negotiated new supplies of Liquid Natural Gas from a U.S. company in Texas.
Bottom line: The hysteria will continue because what other fun is there?
MAKE A QUICK $10 MILLION and get a free U.S. green card as a bonus
All you have to do is guess the location and condition of the erectilely dysfunctional nepo-supreme leader of Iran.
Marco Rubio’s State Department offers all of the above.
GLOBAL WARMING
Blizzard Bomb blasts American Midwest
Significant severe weather outbreak could affect millions.
Could.
THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT
Career-long film reviewer Kong Rithdee, on the best film that didn’t win an Oscar.
From 1977 to the overthrow of the Shah by Islamists, more than 120 cinemas in Iran were torched.
The worst case of these horrors was in 1978. The Rex Cinema in Abadan, Iran, was set ablaze and the doors were locked by the arsonists.
Four hundred and twenty people were trapped and killed.
Yesterday morning Iran time, in Hollywood:
Best original screenplay
WINNER: Sinners - Ryan Coogler
It Was Just an Accident - Jafar Panahi
Best international feature
WINNER: Sentimental Value
It Was Just an Accident
AS OF LAST EVENING
Average wait times by specialist in Canada:
Neurosurgery: 49.9 weeks
Orthopaedic Surgery: 48.6 weeks
Otolaryngology: 43.8 weeks
Plastic Surgery: 41.5 weeks
Gynaecology: 40.6 weeks
General Surgery: 31.8 weeks
Ophthalmology: 20.8 weeks
Urology: 25.7 weeks
Cardiovascular Surgery (Elective): 19.6 weeks
Internal Medicine: 21.2 weeks
Medically Assisted Dying: 0 days.
The U.S. also won the Paralympics hockey tournament, beating Johnny Canuck 6-to-2.
No wonder Canucks want to kill themselves, eh?
Paralympics doesn’t have crippled girls’ hockey.
WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC
Best game of the series by far: USA 2 - 1 Dominican Republic
The Americans will play Venezuela or Italy for the championship.
MICE GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF CHAPTER LXVII
Experimental Alzheimer’s drug reverses memory loss in mice by reprogramming gene activity.
YES, DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION?
Has the Media Been Responsible for America Losing Wars?
SURPRISE!
CNN Officials Caught Celebrating Regime at Iranian Embassy Party in U.K.
Education kills by degrees.















Re: "Average wait times - Urology: 25.7 weeks". The takeaway - don't get a dose (of NSU, of course).